The Blog of 10

*10 ways to be cooler *    Step One - Don't be a fucking dick. This might sound like a simple task to most people, but believe me and probably everyone - it't not. If you are a decent human being and you are somewhat of an asshole - stop being such an asshole and amazingly your cool status will immediately go up. If you're wondering what constitutes as being a douche, think of taking the closest parking spot at Target when someone is waiting for it patiently with their blinker on. Or maybe not Snap Chatting other peoples boyfriend pictures of your tits... or any body part for that matter. Or being a dick to your waiter or waitress, even the negative passive aggressive comment you dropped on your co-worker is an assholey move - next time take your mother's advice, if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say it at all.  Step Two - Be social - If you are a reclusive soul and never want to see the light of day, chances are, you aren't very co

Step One: If you are considering starting a blog, the obvious first step is to post a poll on your Instagram story. You absolutely must know if all of your 1,700 followers will be interested in reading whatever basic shit you have to say. The poll should look something like this: trendy desk, cactus plant, black and white letter board with some motivational garbage quote, unused office supplies, etc. Then ask, "Should I start a blog?" Then offer "yes" or "no" buttons - or if you're feeling really feisty you can make the buttons, "fuck yes!" or "Yassss queen." I opted for the traditional "yes" or "no" options but, you do you. Post it, then wait to see the results. Make sure that if someone clicks, "no" that you immediately text them and talk shit on them for not supporting your new found idea of becoming a blogger.  Step Two: If you make it past step one, you need to figure out how to start a fuck