The Blog of 10

Step One: Pick your location  - Brunchin' is so god damn hip RN and for good reason. Who doesn't love an excuse to eat your face off and start drinking first thing in the morning? *Please  kindly STFU if you are the kind of person who doesn't like brunch* The first step is figuring out the place that you will be gracing with your presence for brunch. Here are some guidelines when picking location: must have  great  food, must have alcoholic options, and must accommodate large groups of basic ass people. Bonus: if they have a succulent wall, a mural with angel wings, or a brick wall. If the restaurant can do all of this, viola! You have picked out your location for your magical morning. Step Two: Pick your crew - Let's be honest, you're going to have ~at least~ one friend get wasted at brunch, so why not all get blackout drunk before noon? If you are going forward with the plan to get hammered, pick out the best crew to do so with. Here's who needs

** I understand this is a blog of 10 but in honor of Cinco De Mayo (The fifth of May for you Gringos) I will be doing a list of 5.** Numero Uno-   Traditions - Let's be respectful. Cinco De Mayo is an annual celebration to commemorate the Battle of Puebla where the Mexican Army took victory over the French Empire. (au revoir  putas) In Mexico, the traditional celebration is very militant and in the US it's a fucking fiesta - but, it is important to be respectful of traditions so therefore, be respectful.  Numero Dos- Tacos - What is a fiesta without bomb ass Mexican food? Not a very good one. (jajaja) I live in California so I am #blessed with authentic Mexican food and can literally find tacos at any hour of the day. If you don't live in California maybe stick to some generic tortilla chips and some Pace Salsa and skip the tacos because it would be a shame to try to recreate tacos if you don't know wtf you're doing. Make sure you eat at least 14 tacos on