Step One - Started from the bottom - In order to drink wine like you’re from Napa County(or Sonoma County the less county Napa) you need to start somewhere & that somewhere is with a bottle of white Zinfandel in the brand of Sutter Home, Arbor Mist, or Barefoot. Get yourself a bottle of this shit, waste that $4.00 and get ready for the worst hangover of your life. You can drink all da water in the world but the hangover from sugary wine will always win. Step One to starting your wine journey. Step Two - Two buck chuck - Now that you understand what wine isn’t supposed to taste like, you can move onto better things. For example, two buck chuck! This wine can be found at Trader Joe’s or really any store for that matter. Two buck chuck wine is wine that is a step up from white zinfandel but unfortunately will still give you a terrible fucking hangover. It comes in red and white wine so you really can start getting your wine drinking personality developed aka “I only drink red wi